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THIS MONTH'S FEATURE ~
Vic's Registry Roundup & DOS Den ~
Windows File and Folder Security
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Linda's Thought of the Month:
Here's another great contribution from my buddy, Frank G:
IF ONLY
LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!
If you messed up your life, you could
press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all
over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on
"run"!
If you needed a break from life, click
on "suspend".
Hit "any key" to continue life
when ready. 
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound
blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life,
click settings and control panel.
To improve your
appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy,
turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on
"find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click
away.
You wouldn't need auto insurance.
You'd use your diskette to recover from a
crash.
We could click on "send" and the kids would go to
bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on
"refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up the kids and
spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on "back".
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on
"delete".
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and tell me what you're good at!
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