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This month, my thought and animated gif come from my buddy, Frank G.: Thought: This is a joke Frank sent me which I just loved and wanted to share with you all. Boy, can I relate to this: A Geek
is someone who ... 1. has more e-mail addresses than coins in their pocket 2. has a faint 'monitor tan', but only on their face 3. uses three or more acronyms (URL, CD-RW, MSIE, etc.) in 90+% of their sentences 4. knows the complete version number of each program they use, but can't remember their spouse's birthday 5. remembers to run SCANDISK and DEFRAG each day, but forgets to put on their shoes 6. becomes spellbound at a connectivity problems lecture but can't stay awake at supper 7. knows the names of all robots in movies produced since they were 5 but doesn't have a clue about Aunt Jane's kids' names 8. can code an HTML page quicker than they can compose a short letter a friend 9. can recite the specs on any hardware they use but can't tell you their car's engine size 10. refers to buying groceries as 'upgrading the pantry' And his animated gif:
Interested in joining my Fleet of expert contributors? I can sure use your
help! If you are an expert in some area of computing and would like to
contribute about 2 to 4 hours a month to this endeavor, please send an email to linda Don't be shy! Write to me and tell me what you're good at! ******************************************* Do you know anyone who might be interested in seeing this e-zine? Please feel free to recommend it to them and invite them to subscribe. ******************************************* MANDATORY STUFF ******************************************* Routine Disclaimer: Although I make an effort to check out every advertisement and link, I cannot assume responsibility for the actions of my advertisers, or the availability of links. You use the information provided at your own risk, it is always wise to back up your data before editing. All advice given in this newsletter/ezine or at Linda's Computer Stop is given with the best of intentions and should only be taken as a suggestion and not a definite fix to a problem. ABC ~ All 'Bout Computers and Linda's Computer Stop are the property of Linda F. Johnson. The views expressed by readers or contributors are not necessarily those of Linda F. Johnson and, as editor, she reserves the right to deny inclusion of any contributions if she feels they could be harmful to someone's computer. However, just because she allows it to be included, does not mean she is responsible if it causes problems. All readers are responsible for their own computers! Please help promote ABC by linking to this site.
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